I’m writing my friends their letters and I might be crying a little ugh
shavingryansprivates: i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
Sometimes I think about paper cuts and I just get this aching pain all throughout my arms
taylorsvift: i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
matzoballer: your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
castiels-feathery-butt: samwinshester: remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
Holy cow so today I’m graduating from high school What
wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit its his fault we go through this if you where wondering this is the image bUT IDK...
Project Lila: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
sorryimclosed: IM LAUHGING SO HARD BECAUSE THE PUNK KID FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SLEEPS LIKE
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
feelmybutt: bras are so fucking UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
cryingjessepinkman: you know who’s cute? you you’re cute
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas