The One That Ends Up Getting Attacked by a Bear

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:19:00 -0400

The problems of writing

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:06 -0400

Having a Beginning

Having an Ending

But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?

HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING

WHAT IS A PLOT

WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS

WHAT IS WRITING

battybaby: How to play horror games properly starring me:

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:14:47 -0400

battybaby:

How to play horror games properly starring me:

absoluutebliss: first of all who allowed me on the internet

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:14:14 -0400

absoluutebliss:

first of all who allowed me on the internet

honolulu-starbright: This will always be funny to me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:08:36 -0400

honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

wildfins: Out of Water by ~SaifulH

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:04:10 -0400

wildfins:

Out of Water by ~SaifulH

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:34 -0400

THIS IS THAT WINE BOTTLE HOLDER I ACTUALLY HAVE A FRIEND WHO...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:55:19 -0400

THIS IS THAT WINE BOTTLE HOLDER I ACTUALLY HAVE A FRIEND WHO OWNS ONE THIS IS NOT OKAY

fartgallery: silver-the-little-monster: fartgallery: just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:47:56 -0400

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

talk about a blow job

im going to have to inflate first

hopefully I dont burst early

the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground

theres a party in my pants

i might have to pump it a little first

im gonna have pop-pop

haha yeah

adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:45:13 -0400

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:49:48 -0400

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:44:16 -0400

seekingvakarian:

this week on tumblr:

yahoo buying tumblr

“bitch I might be”

POKEMON FUSION

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:15 -0400

ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years”...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:42:14 -0400

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:31:09 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

lokimenow: emkaymlp: the gifs didnt load so it just looked...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:09:47 -0400

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

why am i laughing so hard at this

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:05:59 -0400

tenderghost: awwww-cute: One of my friends got chased by...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:53:15 -0400

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

El oh el tassel

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:48:27 -0400

El oh el tassel

I’m writing my friends their letters and I might be crying a little ugh

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:35:00 -0400

I’m writing my friends their letters and I might be crying a little ugh